Michael Moore & Peter Jackson: The secret sex relationship

After many years of exhaustive research, we have uncovered the guarded secret hidden deep within the federal files, and birth certificates of both Americas spokesman of the left, Michael Moore, and New Zealand's directing phenom/ hobbit, Peter Jackson. Their secret sex scandal dates back as far as the earliest memories the respective parties hold. Not only were the two secretly born as twins in Djiboudi, to pygmy tribes people parents, they are both what would be popularly referred to as "Hobbits". Born during the Marxist revolution in Djiboudi, the two were seperated by the Red cross, and placed in their respective countries. The medical term "Hobbitism" predisposes the sufferer to binge eating, resulting in a portly figure, the wild growth of patchy facial hair, massive foot growth, and pipe smoking, as well an an almost insane fixation on underground holes, and mushrooms. For year, the two were seperated without any idea of their own family roots, until the 1992 directorial convention in Lake Tahoe. Upon realization of their common heritage and affliction, the two embraced lovingly, and with much tears shed, and pipes smoked the loving reunion was complete. Michael Moore went on to direct stinging leftist propoganda, and Peter Jackson to embrace the roots of his affliction, directing the much lauded Lord of the rings trilogy.
Now we realize that you may at this point be wondering what this had to do with a "sex relationship" well, do not be dissapointed, that time has come. For you see both Michael moore, and Peter jackson, are, to the best of OUR knowledge and research, both of the male gender. Why the english language persists in this needless repetition of terms (gender, sex) to explain one matter is beyond me, especially with such an oft misunderstood term as "sex".
Also they both have brown hair.
Thank you and goodnight.
THAT LAMP tried to kill me!