Cats are food

Now, I am telling you that the average human male does not eat enough canned fruit. How do I know this? Easily. Lets look back in our history books (pg 112) and you will find Stalinist Russia. Stalin himself ate only asparagus and tofu. Making the chemical balance in his brain horribly off centre. By eating canned fruit Stalin would've kept everyone happy. There would be no gulags or Siberian Death Bears. The people working in the Can Factories of Moscow and the Fruit Factories would've also flourished. Thereby giving a more happy Socialist cause instead of the terror the lack of canned fruit produced. So do we want be like Stalin? NO! Ergo eat your canned fruit.