1) firing purple paintballs during the meeting of a cult, quickly rolling up the windows and then shouting "whoo!" at the top of my lungs and then speeding off. yes, all in that order.
2) taking a random trip to montreal and living w/ correy for a couple weeks and talking about how depressing life and love can really be
3) quitting the olive garden
4) seeing an obese, furry, little animal outside my window. preferably lost or running into something and knocking itself out
5) gopher hunting or just finding a gopher skull to decorate my room w/ (no really, they're so intricate and cool!) actually i take that back, i *need* to shoot something living that's furry and that screws the farm over...
6) beating a table full of guys in texas holdem and spending the money on barcadi breezers, yes a drink right now would be very nice...
7) knowing the rest of, "DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD..."
8) setting a certain dutch reformed, the-only-public-Christian-school high school in edmonton on fire
9) waking up tomorrow morning in coquitlam next to john and since i'm going there, i minds' well wish that time would stand still for 2 years in that moment. there i wished it.
10) being able to hand out a decaf drink to a bitchy customer that needed their caffine fix just one last tiiiiime
11) wipping my brother's ass at family guy monopoly and then gloating about it for days about how i'm so awesome and better than him b/c i'm older. *sigh* those were days until he grew and got smarter. no really, i'm a good older sister, nathan and i are close.
12) finally finding that yellow brick road therefore making all my referrences not insane and not stupid.
that's it, i'm tired. i just downloaded, "butterfly" by crazytown and that's made me pretty joyful. oh orange county, you were such a good movie now weren't you? ahem. if any of you guys give me any of the above things you will instantly become a good friend of mine. yes, since good friendships are fucking cheap these days, i thought it appropriate to put that out there. excuse my french, i'm a little bitter right now. damn it, i so wish canada had volcanoes right now...
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Ding dog the witch is dead.
Which old witch? The wicked witch!
Ding dong the wicked witch is dead.
Wake up- sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the wicked witch is dead. She’s gone where the goblins go,
Below- below- below. Yo-ho, lets open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding dong’ the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know!
The wicked witch is dead!
As fantastically great and awesome I am, I can't magically change peoples' locations, or the flow of time...more than twice a year, and unfortunately I've already used them up. But I guess we can shoot gophers easily enough...
Though simply remembering the words to the song requires so much less effort than hunting a furry fround rodent that doesn;lt live on this side of the rocky mountains...so...ding dong the witch it dead it is...
awww jeff you just made my freakin' day! you're the best!!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
canada does have volcanoes
Thats a filthy lie, jen
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