The Twelve Smells of Christmas will be a progressive post if I am witty enough to develop it.
12 murdered pine-trees
11 heretical turkies
10 uncle's special egg nog
9 incontinent snowmen
8 upper class chinese ancestors
7 baked/stoned gingerbread...people (pc)
6 Great Aunt Gladys' perfume
5 holly being kissed beneath the mistletoe...let your imagination flow
4 salt in the wounds of the driveway
3 a real stable in which a woman has just given birth
2 burning wrapping paper
1 uncle's special egg nog revisited
This is just an initial impression of what Christmas smells like...
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4 comments:
"I was confused and made gassy by this Blog."
just kidding... really.
I'm just joshin ya, it really was quite amusing.
I AM LIBIDO! MISTLETOE IS MY SIGNATURE!
I've had alot of these experiences myself. My inlaws can be pretty boorish.
I must confess the uncle with the egg nog is self referential...well maybe I am projecting a few years in the future. We can only hope!
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