Chimerical...I'll write a better one with this title later, more posh

I am not dead. Anyone who cares may have supposed this. I have merely been out and about and I forgot to come back home for a few months. I would regall you with my tales and tails, but they are tedious and involve too many frenchmen with blunderbusts and rapiers. Speaking of, my rapist whit shall return to this blog when I do not have school writing to do. Huzzah for university the cause of and solution to all of my prrblems. Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for...oh shut the bloody buggering hell up I'm trying to write here, now look what you've made me do...ahhh! Codfish and Alabaster.