Thursday, March 09, 2006

A year and a Day

Huzzah! Yes, my fellow Nut Jobs. We here at the Insane Ramblings of the Decreped have reached a full year of blogging fun. It has been a hard stuggle with the FCC and the CIA and various organizations that would like to see our downfall. But like the crazy guy on the bus, we persevere because we need booze and drugs.
As creator of this blog, I feel it's my duty to thank you all for scanning over what we have written in our various states of anger and influences. So if I could I would go to each of your houses and pleasure you each one at a time. But apprently theres laws about that. But not in international waters! HA HA! Loophole!
So here we are a year later and a year...worse. Have no fear though. We aren't leaving any time soon. Theres still people who haven't heard us, still haven't read us, still haven't paid us. And what have I, the Pretty one, learned? Nothing really. I know all I need to and make up the rest.
There will be more postings by myself, the Philosopher, The Irishmen and the Canuck and maybe if we can supply her with booze and male prostitutes, a final FEMALE impression of the word. I know, it'll be like watching the Womens Television network but with more work invovled but bear with us. She has powers.
Continue to post comments, and laugh and read, people. For the revolution must begin at some point and with the state of the world today, someone needs to be proded. So be on the look out for blogs on Harper to Hamas, Iraq to IEDs, Bush to....Katrina, whoever she is. And maybe, perhaps if we don't get sued we'll have another year post. Two years I might be dead. I'm not kidding. Theres several people looking for me. Please help.
Adieu.
My spine is glued to the chair.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

well, if prostitution isn't to your liking, john will willingly substitute. Althought in truth, there's very little real difference; same amount of STD's, he's still dried up and has no soul....but the price is right- freeeeeee!

Anonymous said...

*sigh* I'll get the spine scraper 3000 from the games room...

Erroneous Monk said...

Hey! I am great. And hurry with the scraper. Theres a goomba in a suit at the door asking for the mob money.

Altruistic Indemnity said...

Ahh, It was a glorious battle with the FCC.

Anonymous said...

TOO LATE! HE"LL BE SQUAT!
HA-HAHAHAHAHAHA

Erroneous Monk said...

What you have described as the perfect man, doesnt exist. However, we have your choice of simon or IGOR THE HAIRY. Igor makes a lovely pot of potato soup.

Anonymous said...

forget the potato soup, have you tried his beet casserole?!?!?
To die for.....Literally.

Erroneous Monk said...

Igor grows hair hourly. And his beet casserole tastes like boot. Dont ask me how I know how boot tastes like.

Erroneous Monk said...

How would you know what I taste like? Dont answer that. I could be blackmailed later. Accursed hobbits.

Anonymous said...

Now kids, that's why we don't do crack...

Erroneous Monk said...

Crack makes me happy and fully of elves.

Anonymous said...

GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!

Erroneous Monk said...

Mmm Nuns. Nuns are creepy. Cept for the flying ones. I need a hit...

Anonymous said...

Kaa-SMACK!
pleasure doing business with you.

Erroneous Monk said...

Ow my nose. DANCE PARTY!

Erroneous Monk said...

Dont worry. Be happy. And then if you do that you can wish upon a star and theres a cricket singing disney songs.

Anonymous said...

of course, that's why we do everything. I have grave doubts about humanities chances at true altruism...

Erroneous Monk said...

*Boom*

Erroneous Monk said...

*Boom* (thats the sound of my brain exploding)

Anonymous said...

yes, I got that

Erroneous Monk said...

*Boom* I like that noise. Cept stuff is coming out fo my ears.

Anonymous said...

OH NO! You can't afford to have any more of your brain oozing out! You need all you have!
Tee-hee.





jk.

Erroneous Monk said...

SOMEONE POST SOMETHING!

Anonymous said...

yes, yes, fine.
My head hurts....no reason.
THE END

Erroneous Monk said...

ON THE BLOG! DEE PLANE BOSS! DEE PLANE!

Altruistic Indemnity said...

Jen. Would you like to join our Blog? It's apparent none of us are huge posters, and We'd love and value you, and take you out for a walk every day, we promise! kidding. sha-zing. Send Jeff your email and he'll invite you.

Altruistic Indemnity said...

By the way, I've changed my name.

Erroneous Monk said...

Oh c;mon. We'll go by that park you like. And you can chase tennis balls and frisbees to your hearts content. And I have a reason why I dont post frequently I have a job. Unlike you hippies.

Anonymous said...

HEY! I'M A CONCIENTOUS OBJECTOR!

Erroneous Monk said...

Well thats why you're better then all. Except Abdul the Taxi Driver. He saves lives and fights crime by night.

Anonymous said...

Theres more stupidity here than a Chuck Norris film. And him fighting his clone caused World War 3!

Erroneous Monk said...

HEY HEY HEY! Chuck Norris is great. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? The answer of course...Ultimate.