Monday, June 26, 2006

General madness

Am I the only one who thinks it would be great fun to go temporarily insane?
A truly mad person is in all likelihood the only person on earth who truly believes; and never doubts for a moment, their own sanity.
Wouldn't it be nice, if only for a short time, to feel such certainty about the matter?

Even if you WERE to believe that God lives in the big house across the street-
the one with the polkadot curtains, which emits the overpowering smell of potatoes.
That the ants are stealing your thoughts and selling them to the wily badger that is plotting your downfall from inside his sinister, underground den, reciting FIERY propoganda before a packed house of mice, stoats, vole, and other vermin.
To say nothing of the fact that you believe with the firmest conviction that the "advil people" are in collusion with the badger, and are trying to slow your cat like reflexes, so- BAM! the badger can get you...

It'd still be worth it...

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